Ever have one of those days,….. when you take t…

Ever have one of those days,…..

when you take the time to read the paper from front to back,…

perhaps while waiting for your grilled chicken to get done grilling,…

and you decide to give in to your guilty pleasure of reading your horoscope?

carefull tho, youre in a public place, and a dude, in my case, so you angle the paper in such a way that no one can see what it is youre reading .

anyway, later on that day,…

events and circumstances materialise around you, forming the bulk of your memories for the day. you get absorbed into what it is youre doing, and you forget about the gobbledygook you read about earlier while your stomach was rummbling.

especially cos youre additionally preoccupied with the fact that your nostrils arent blocked anymore, ( ahhhhhhhhh, snorrrrrrrrt, snifffffffffffffff, ahhhhhhhhhh).

and late in the night, while youre getting ready for bed, perhaps brushing your teeth, your left eyebrow cocks,… and you stop what youre doing for a second,….

“huh,….it was right afterall,….how odd,….”

especially since i’m pretty sure that the kuwait times horoscopes are off by atleast a day.

their main news articles are always fucking late, so i’ll doubt their horoscope readings are spot on


you gotta love the irony of it all.

that particular day i was ass deep in thought about trading platforms, strategies, speed of order execution, interbank bids and offers, electronic charting, pivot points, straddles, stops, hedges, exponential moving averages,………..

pretty high tech stuff, on the surface atleast .

the horoscope said i would have an epiphany of sorts. ummm, naturally it wasnt as specific as that but that was the jist of it

old school gobbledygook,….. on the surface atleast .

so it was old school stuff affecting new school stuff, but the thing is, the new school stuff involved old school math and reasoning, so i ditched the new school stuff in favour of the old school stuff, the old school stuff being more or less what the new school stuff is built on, making the new school stuff actually old school stuff made to look all spiffy and brand new.

added to that is the fact that this is a very old game that i play, ‘cept with new tools.

so its back to basics for me.

thank god for that , i was getting tired of trying to reinvent the wheel

so provided the internet holds up, and certain other factors hold true, i might just have found my holy grail.

oddly enough, its not a system, which, unfortunately, is what sooooo many people are desperately looking for.

its as simple and as complicated as :

” i got it,…. and now i get it. “

Sick My Duck ya Batstard Flu! hehehe. that mad…

Sick My Duck ya Batstard Flu!

hehehe.

that made me chuckle while googleing “sick”.

yup, summer colds suck ass majorly!

my nose feels like someone jammed a couple of corks up there, forehead feels like i ran into a brick wall, my teeth hurt for some reason, and my ears keep geting pressurised like on an airplane.

but apart from that, lifes been hunkydory more or less.

we’ve been practicing conversations in arabic class. my vocab sucks beyond “gattet-ha”, “sheeel! and shaal-ha” and “al souk taaban/maffee siyoulah”,…. but since thats a subject matter i hear about in arabic often enough my arabic teacher has been engaging me in conversations about al bourseh.

not sure if hes being a good teacher or just looking for a stock tip

the local markets have been crappy of late, so no change from last week . i’m starting to stock up tho,….

i must admit tho, right now i feel more like a collector than an investor, especially since i was never a “trader” in the strictest sense of the word. while ranging markets suck, this is actually the normal course for things to take.

i’m watching second quarter results carefully, cos thats how you spot the morons who decided to speculate with their company’s spare cashflow. the second quarters volatility will also seperate the wheat from the chaff of the investment companies too. the ones that knew what they were doing wouldnt be doing that badly, while idiots would have crashed and burned.

wtf is chaff anyway?

forex,… hehehe,… truely a traders final frontier, cos nothing ever makes sense in those markets. having said that, experienceing the forex markets makes the equity markets a piece of cake.

the work on forex is going well, the systems doing exactly what it should and i’ll be going live after a couple more months. theres still alot of psychological issues that need ironing out.

funny innit, it seems my brain is getting in my way

schtupid brain!



ok schtupid brain is going to go rest now cos idiot nose is still blocked up.

i cant be the only one that does this:

left nostril blocked,

left nostril get desperate to feel air flow thru,

lean / roll over to the right,

snot/mucuss in nose slides right,

left nostril goes ahhhhhhhhhhh,….

and vice versa,

rinse and repeat as necesesarry.

how the fuck is anyone getting any work done with …

how the fuck is anyone getting any work done with this shitty ass internet connection ?!

sort it out for fucks sakes, especially if you want to become a financial hub!

i’ve decided to take the day off,….

or a few days, or a week, or however long it’s gonna fucking take.

grrrrrrr,…..

Red Bull girls, the KSE and Ideas To Patent. the…

Red Bull girls, the KSE and Ideas To Patent.

the red bull girls dropped by the KSE today

a brilliant idea, and i’m surprised that they didnt come by sooner, especially with these sucky markets

plus a bit of eye candy is always nice on a floor over populated with dishdashas !

if anyone reading this happens to work for red bull’s marketting campaign,…..

SEND THEM BACK TOMORROW !



ahhh, the KSE,….. its been ages since i’ve posted anything on it. so heres a brief analysis of the past couple of months:

it sucked ass in may.

it sucked more ass in june.

its currently a black hole, sucking a royal amount of royal ass in july.

umm yeah, so i’ll never get a job at meryll lynch or al shall

having said that, buying bluechips in may turned out to be a good idea, aint nothings happened to my holdings much, and i’ll be adding a bit more sometime this week. perhaps if and when the situation in lebanon deteriorates.

regarding lebanon i’m not going to say anything other than i hope it ends soon.

theres too much rhetoric being flung, and too much fingerpointing, and too much arab / israeli / jewish / muslim pride bullshit getting in the way of the fact that people are dieing there, and that both lebanese, israeli and kuwaiti friends of mine are still on the ground there.

the one thing i will add: if you really want to help, then book a flight out there once the fighting is over. go spend your raise there. go invest in the local economy.

your rallys, your shouting, your burning of flags doesnt put food on the table.

neither will your misguided allegiance to hizbollah, nor your growing of curly sideburns and nodding.

and do the dead a fucking favour, set aside your ethnic / religious pride.

cos if you sit down and think about it, jewish pride has killed the most jews, and arab pride has killed the most arabs through out history.

Ideas to patent:

false prophet detector:
- this is an idea sparked by replies to the previous post, but i thought it post worthy in itself. so in case you didnt read it,……

you can be the most holy of holy men, the most evil of the axis, the smartest of geekdom, or the most amazing lay in the world,….

but at the start ( or end, depending on your routine) of the new day,….

we all gotta drop our pants and grunt!

the trully divine, in keeping with his or her divinity would be a real coinesseur of the finest things in life. he/she would be like ahh apples, trully gods work. or, ahhh caviar, fishy gifts of god individually gift wrapped for mortals to enjoy,….. and on and on,….

so inkeeping with the amount of food the dude/ette would consume,…

my false prophet detector kit would include

5 kg’s of various cuts of meat

1 inflatable buttplug

kidnapping of false prophets and subsequent restraining of said falsies not included, but can be arranged for an additional fee.

the deluxe version of this would include constipation medication


The Krispy Dixie Childrens Option Exchange, named after the originator of the idea,….

(so you can arrest her if it turns out to be not quite legal )

an option is a financial instrument.

its a contract between yourself and your broker.

it gives you the right to buy or sell a stock or commodity at a fixed price some time in the future.

but youre not obliged to buy or sell, you just have the right to do so, at the price you agreed upon, if you want to in the future.

the right to buy is called a “call”

and the right to sell is called a “put”

get it?

so no more empty threats when your kids misbehave

oooo and no more empty threats if your younger brother or sister keeps “borrowing” your favourite crayons ! ( like hes gonna fuckin return the orange crayon he used up pffft! )

” PICK UP YOUR DAMN TOYS OR I’LL BUY A PUT ON YOUR ASS YOUNG MAN! “

i dont have kids yet, but i know from the hell i raised that my parents would have liked to have leverage like that

note to self, first potential customer of the Options exchange: brad and angelina

tagged again dammit ! Best, Worst, Last, First, …

tagged again dammit !

Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, Currently, and True & False

BEST:
1. Male friend: hmm dont really have a bestest one.
2. Female friend: as with dodos reply, currently taking applications in the comments section
3. Vacation: i havent had a proper vacation in years, last good trip was to malaysia tho , drank too much and threw up all over town

WORST:
1. Time of day: anytime i have to get into the car in the burning sun.
2. Day of the week: they have all started to melt into one long day.
3. Color crayon: orange

LAST:
1. Person you talked to that goes/went to your school: dodo
2. Talked to on the phone: a trader friend warning me about my foray into forex
3. Text: some advert thingy in arabic.
4. Person who Instant Messaged: the granny

TODAY:
1. What are you doing now: digesting too much meat that i had for dinner, oh and conans on
2. Wearing: shorts and a tank top.

TOMORROW:
1. Is: a new day
2. Got any plans: practice guitar, watch the KSE, and arabic class,… which is getting tedious.
3. Goal: finish digesting tonights massive dinner
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: it’ll be hot, but i might not have to go out

FAVORITE:
1. Number: 9,… dunno why
2. Song: nothing on i’m watchin telly.
3. Color: green

CURRENTLY:
1. Missing Someone: nope
2. Mood: full and gluttonous.
3. Wanting: this gas to make its way out already!

TRUE/FALSE:
I am a cuddler: True, unless ya so damn good i pass out right after.
I am a morning person: provided i get my coffee, and have atleast 20 minutes to wake up.
I am a perfectionist: on certain things.
I am an only child: False.
I am currently in my pajamas: i dont wear pj’s
I am currently pregnant: False.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart: False
I am left handed: False
I am addicted to Blogging: False, been busy the past week.
I am online 24/7: my MSN is, i on the otherhand may not be
I am very shy around the opposite gender: depends
I can be paranoid at times: true, but its my job to be paranoid.
I currently have a crush on someone: False
I currently regret something that I have done: I never have regrets.
I enjoy country music: rarely.
I enjoy smoothies: True.
I enjoy talking on the phone: False
I have a hard time paying attention at school/work: True, i prefer the street corner that is real life
I have a hidden talent: if i do its still hidden from me.
I have a lot to learn: Definitely
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal: false nothing that i can recall.

ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?nope.
2. Which of your friends has the worst temper? the ones i dont hang out with anymore
3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? but of course
4. Ever had something thrown at you? umm,… yeah alot of stuff.
5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream? both

EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you? Nope
2. Are you easily excited? Nope
3. What are you most excited about? havin epiphanies , which i ‘ve been having alot of.
4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought? holy fuck!
5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? pepto-bismol.

SELF-DISCOVERY
1. Name: skunk
2. Where were you born? far far away.
3. What’s your main goal in life? figureing it allllll out
4. How do you want to die? in my sleep.

OPINIONS
1. Sex before marriage? check
2. Gay Marriage? if they want to, yeah why not?
3. Lower the Drinking age? no
4. Recycling? you really should, but who really does in this country?

DREAMS
1. What was your latest dream? something about running.
2. Have any of your dreams come true? oddly yeah some have.
3. What was the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? it involved aliens, sex and the end of the world,…. lol watch that one come true !

1. Straight, Gay, Bi? straight
2. Do you have a bf/gf? Nope
3. Do you have a crush? Nope. just realised i havent had a crush for ages.
How many beds did you lay in yesterday? 1
What color shirt are you wearing? grey
Name one thing that you do everyday? have a dump
What color are your walls? White
How much cash do you have on you right now? KD25 and change
I can’t wait till…? i expell tonights meat dinner tomorrow morning!
When was the last time you saw your dad? 20 minutes ago.
What did you have for dinner last night? burger king and tiramisu
What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone? I never borrow clothes
What website(s) do you visit the most during the day? Hotmail, KSE, strategybuilderfx, safat.kuwaitblogs
Does anything hurt on your body right now? my right ass cheek from leaning on it while typeing this.

HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Have you ever failed a class? lol failed a whole fuckin year
2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd? no but i have been on stage in a two man show
3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days? lol you must be joking!
4. Have you ever slept with a night light? nah.
5. Have you ever danced in the rain? yup, highly recommended!
6. Have you ever lied? no of course not, really, no really, you can trust me i wouldnt lie to you
7. Have you ever had contacts? yeah but they bug me.
8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid? like my own feet ?

PICK ONE:
1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab: kebab an samosa
2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood: wtf is lollywood ?
3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage: lmfao if my parents like her theres something wrong with her
4. Honeymoon, no moon: Honeymoon.
5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+: 2ish
6. Kulfi, Ice cream: Ice cream
7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom: lol neither !
8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower: love paris , this is a pakistani thingy isnt it?
9. Lahore, Khi, Islambad: i’ve been to kashmir ,… nothing sinister i assure you

well holy crap that took forever !

I got tagged by seddie ! 1. You receive a gift. Y…

I got tagged by seddie !

1. You receive a gift. You open it and say “Wow, this is exactly what I need. It came in time.” What is the gift?

a crystal ball, one that works without me having to wear a wig an big ass earrings!

2. Close your eyes, now open them. You are someone else. Who do you want it to be?

hmmm,…. i’m actually quite happy with who i am right now

3. You are sitting in a coffee shop in the Champs-Elysées. There are five chairs around the table, you sit on one, who sits on the other four?

four french chicks who will do my bidding muahahahaha!

4. They give you a chance to appear on TV for five minutes. Everyone on the planet is watching you, and everyone will believe whatever comes out of your mouth. What will your message be?

i am the walrus!


i tag you !