in 1999 a book called Al Furqan al-Haqq was published in the unites states.
apparently it translates to “The True Quran”.
it claimed to be the real quran, as you can tell by its title 
as a long time reader and professional bullshit detector i’ve come to find that anything with the words true, real, ultimate, definitive, etc ,….. normally arent. infact they often prove to be the complete opposite.
and this is no exception.
i’m actually surprised that i didnt post about this before when i first came across the subject some six months ago.
as a matter of disclosure let me first say that i subscribe to no religion and neither was i born into a family without any real religious leanings which alot of hardcore aethiests cant even say.
so yes i’m one of those godless heathens your momma warned you about 
anyway, just cos i dont follow any ideology doesnt mean i dont have an interest in such matters. quite the opposite actually. (the gulf war led me on a crusade for a higher truth so yes i have read alot of stuff on the majority of the beliefs that litter this world, but thats a story for another time).
oh that and my bullshit detector went off the scales when i first heard about it.
in a nutshell it claims to be the truth, the new quran or the real quran. infact, instead of me telling you about it click here to read it for yourself. its available online.
as you can see, graphically its arranged in much the same way that the quran is. it comes complete with english and arabic text. and they even chose the safe route of going with ‘islamic green’ instead of another colour,…. who’s to say fuschia isnt a holy colour?
thats kinda where the similarity ends. its not a new quran or bible or torah. at which point i thought dammit i was actually looking forward to reading something new, possibly with a new point of view.
i’m sure you’ll be able to tell that it is essentially someones version of the bible.
so why didnt they just call it the bible?
further research revealed just how moronic the authors were.
according to the US state department website:
The Facts
- The True Furqan was published openly, not secretly, in the United States in 1999. It is available on the Internet.
- The True Furqan was not published in Israel, according to its translator, Dr. Anis Shorrosh.
- The True Furqan was written in Arabic and translated into English by evangelical Christian Arabs who have no connection with the U.S. government. The book contains both the Arabic and English texts.
- The True Furqan is a private attempt by evangelical Christian Arabs to convert Muslims to Christianity. Its translator, Dr. Anis Shorrosh, describes it as “a tool to evangelize Muslims.”
- Dr. Shorrosh says the book is similar to the Quran “in style and substance … but contains the gospel message.”
- According to Dr. Shorrosh, there was no Israeli involvement in the preparation of the book.
- According to Dr. Shorrosh, The True Furqan is a stand-alone book, not part of a 12-book series.
the stuff in bold are mine.
now for those of you who are hardcore conspiracy theorists, i’m not going to debate how truthfull the state department’s comments are, nor is this post about the almighty jewish media conspiracy that controls everything we read, eat, drink, and wipe our butts with. ( cos surely if that were true then al jazeera and manartv would also be jewish controlled, think about it.)
now if the book was written by evangelicals to convert muslims, then correct me if i’m wrong but:
the whooooooole point of this book is that muslims would read it, believe it, then become christians while believing that they were muslims, which wouldnt matter cos they would actually still be christians. but they wouldnt know that they were christians.
……………….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
does anyone remember the pepsi challenge?
doesnt it sound like that?
would someone please tell the morons that wrote this book, a couple of lebanese i think i read somewhere, that doing things that way wont get you in good with god. cos surely it is true conversion that counts right?
dudes, if you do manage to ‘convert’ anyone with your dumbass book, and you start to think that this will reserve you a VIP seat in heaven next to jesus think again.
the bouncers at the gates of heaven will piss their pants at the look on your faces when you expect to get in!
authors: ‘but we converted a bunch of savage muslims! we were guaranteed a reservation at god’s table!!!’
heaven’s gate bouncer: ‘actually no you werent, cos you committed the cardinal sin of lieing and misleading those that converted. infact they will get in to heaven but you can bugger off’
authors: ‘but, no, but what about, but,…..we did gods work goddammit!!!’
heaven’s gate bouncer: ‘ ooooh you did “gods work” did you? well thats different! theres a special entrance for you guys,…. just follow the suicide bombers who are going downstairs to the private party. oh and you wont need youre coat, its nice and toasty down their ‘
morons i tell you.
there is however someone else to watch out for.
the same guys that led the crowds who burned down the embassies during the whole mohammed cartoon crisis.
i’m pretty sure they’ll get wind of this pretty soon. and it’ll be just another tool which they will use to cement their influence in their community.
they’ll have multiple orgasms over something like this.
and all hell will break loose again.
