Monthly Archives: April 2007

since i’m feeling a little bit better i figured i should get this down before i lose my consciousness yet again.

normally, the common cold comes and goes with the invasion of a cold virus, the digestion of copious amounts of medication, and the death of a number of trees in the form of used tissues.

apart from the fact that i only really ever get a cold once a year or so, i didnt give this one much thought,….. until i rememberedĀ  the events that most likely led up this most perfect of flu’s.

saturday night, KL, malaysia.

at about 1230 i get picked up by my friend.

our intentions were to pop the narcotics we had and proceed to the underground club that has come to be the definition of KL night life for me.

our drug of choice?

e

incase you dont know what it does it basically pumps you up in a good way, makes you tap your feet to what would otherwise be stupidly fast music, and generally puts you in a state of euphoria.

its been a while since i indulged myself.

and since its not like an every weekend thing, and i dont drink, this was one night i was looking forward to.

in the back of my mind i knew i had to catch a flight at 2pm on sunday. which meant that i basically had to be up at 10am…… oh yeah ‘e’ also has a tendency to keep you up for 6-8 hrs depending on how good your pill is.

the underground club in question is in the back of a building that sits on a busy road in the middle of town. you gotta go down one back alley, or the side of the building next to a canal to get to the front door. what can i say its great :P

oh and most legal clubs close at 3am,….. this one only gets jumping at 3 am, and we normally dont go home till about 6am.

for some reason that night, the local authorities decided to pay the club a visit at 330am, so sadly we had to leave. luckily they werent the cops, so no one was arrested or piss tested.

i think i eventually got back home at around430am, after getting something to eat at a roadside foodstall.

so hyped up still, i somehow managed to get some shut eye before my alarm went off 4-5 hours later. luckily everything was packed so i just had to throw on my clothes and get a cab.

much like being hungover, if you havent slept the narcotics off, then youre basically hungover,….. but at the time i couldnt tell if i was still buzzing and coming down or just tired from not sleeping enough.

anyway i eventually made it to the airport, and onto the plane. the one thing that contributed to my flu on the plane was that they had run out of blankets!

umm ok maybe that was my fault cos i fell asleep as soon as i got into my seat, so by the time i got up all the blankets were gone. and silly me i didnt pack a jumper.

so brrrrring for the next 5 hours.

still thinking i’m just tired instead of just coming off the drug.

drugs fuck up your immune system apparently so i guess someone on the plane had a cold.

which i guess made my tired fucked up self an open target for any virus’s looking for a new host.

and abu dhabi’s airport, the tiny cramped and full of people piece of crap that it is, is the second most likely place i would have contracted something. seriously, abu dhabi aviation,… just put a new fucking shed up or something! anything would be an improvement.

the funny thing is that i was feeling pretty ok until my head hit my pillow. maybe it was a case of the journey now being fully over, i can relax and just be sick so blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah………

the past 24 hours hasnt been too bad.

there have been some strange dreams, one where i was riding a lighting bolt, one where i was in a kind of helipad having tea and biscuits with an ex girlfriend. it was the one at the factory in italy, that makes the cars,… FIAT,…. but dont ask me why, cos apart from having visited the place ages ago i havent got a clue what that dream means.

there was something about a nurse too, which was where the previous post came from.

moral of the story,……

if youre gonna do drugs make sure you dont have to fly the next day you moron.

but he got ill somewhere between malaysia-abu dhabi-kuwait.

my bacon made it thru customs unmolested ! :D

skunk is now taking applications for hot young nurses to nurse him back to health :P

applications will be accepted in the comments section.

ughhh i gotta go lie down now,…………

so someones been going thru my archives and reading my past verbal diarrhea.

i love that this thing tells you that something has been read :P

whoever you are, youre a brave soul for wading thru my endless brain farts.

whoever you are feel free to coment on the older posts too, and happy friday to you :D

its monday afternoon.

i’ve been here now for one weekend.

and i’m absolutely exhausted.

it being Formula 1 weekend here everyone was in the mood to party and have a good time.

too much partying and too much of a good time requires another weekend to recover!

or maybe i’m just getting older.

i loved how everyone went “awwwwww!” when the dj stopped the music at 530am on sunday morning. man, those people were ready to go another 6 hours atleast.

and so was i to be honest :P

which is why even tho the night ended there and then, and we all went home,….. i didnt get to sleep till about 730 in the morning.

any idea how hard it is to get to sleep while the sun is rising?

ummm yeah and no curtains in my new place meant that it wasnt that easy staying asleep.

oh and my amusing anecdote of the weekend,…..

two hookers tried to pick me up in the club.

nice upper end hookers, but hookers none the less. they were from mainland china, probably, and didnt speak english,….and my friends were pissing themselves watching me trying to politely decline their services,…. using mostly hand gestures.

thankfully someone came to my rescue,….. eventually.

the bastards!

not much to pack this time around sinceĀ i’ve got clothes there already.

things to do when i get there:

1- eat as much pork as possible. what with bird flu and their preference for fresh poultry this might be the sensible thing to do.

2- my apartment is ready so now comes the interior decoration stuff which means alot of local market shopping, and maybe a smidgen of IKEA.

3- head down to chow kit and take photos of what might be the next big redevelopment area in KL. its got great views but right now its run down and seedy as hell,…. my kind of area :P

4- hook up with the local drum&bass crew again for a couple of good nights out and some brainstorming.

so i’ll see you lot on the other side of the world :D

dont break anything while i’m gone!

intlxpatr tagged me so here goes:

1- i love the feeling of q-tips first thing in the morning, and its a must or i dont fully wake up.

2- my phone comes with me where ever i go, and i mean everywhere, so if youd rather not hear me taking a dump kindly avoid calling in the early hours of the morning.

3- i rarely know for sure where i’ll be or what i’ll be doing next week….. and i quite like it like that :P ( i learned the hardway that not many people can stand that so i guess its a ‘weird’ thingy.)

4- nasal hair freaks me out, and as such i make sure i dont have any sticking out.

5- i’m paranoid about my fly being down which is why i tend to check it quite frequently ( early obsessive compulsive disorder maybe? :P )

6- i used to bite my nails,… and the weird thing is that i used to bite my toenails too. hard to believe i was once that flexible :| .

7- i only have one belt which i bought in 97 in milan.

8- i’ll happily go and jump into something that i know very little about, fail miserably, but still have a good time “wasteing my time” as some have put it. its got something to do with learning more from the journey than arriving at the destination.

9- i have a tag called “animal sex” on this blog, together with “sweaty” and “smuggling”,…. do you really need to know anymore :P ?

10- i think i’m normal :D

man that was hard :| .