or more specifically, your search queries.
the search terms that lead people to my site never fails to amuse me. so this is my way of saying thank you for adding numbers to my stats
1. bacon: – 406 hits

bacon comes from pigs, is really yummy with eggs, and can be fatal if you eat enough of it.
which is pretty easy cos yes it does taste that good!
this bacon is also pretty good too, but i cant attest to the taste of him:

you’ll have to ask his wife about that.
and then there is francis bacon who was quite good with a pack of crayons. he did this:

2. hamilton pool:- 279 hits.
no idea what this was exactly but after googling: – apparently its a nature preserve in texas. heres the link youre probably looking for: hamilton pool.

gorgeous aint it?
3. cacaroches:- 144 hits.
to kill cacaroches you will need:
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1 frying pan,

4 bags of 1kg flour,
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3 onions,

2 tins of tomatoes and

a pound of apples.
the next time you see a cacaroche,….
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THROW ALL THAT SHIT AT IT TILL YOU KILL THE EVIL DEMON SPAWN!!!