Daily Archives: July 28th, 2008

according to the BBC, this dog in purnea, india has been “accused of breaching the peace.”

the criminal and his evil henchwomen plotting their crimes

so as with anyone else accused with breaching the peace, it was summoned to court.

the court actually issued a summons.

which is actually quite civilised.

and while you may be laughing in disbelief, the best bit of the story is yet to come:

“The dog, named Chhotu, has been in trouble with the law before. In 2003, a magistrate sentenced Chhotu to death.”

so the dog is an ex-con.

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so the next time you decide to get yourself a pet, you better check their records,…

they could be ex-cons like Chhotu, or worse, they could have lied about a previous marriage::

the dowry must have been kinda piss poor

again from the BBC: Man Marries Dog

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and yes, i do think the BBC’s reporting has gone a bit down hill recently.

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but then, so has mine apparently.