friday times delivery men dont take requests

the nerve of some beoble!

how to get rich quick

step 1:

do you have the papers from the 5th of november?

well go get it and no dilly dallying around!

what are you waiting for?

chop chop!

step 2:

now head on over to ebay and auction them off like a bunch of other quite clever people are doing.

1 copy of the Obama edition of just about any newspaper is being sold for anything between US$20 up to US$100. thats an almost 100% return at the least!

go on hurry!

why are you still reading this?!

you can thank me by paying me a finders fee of 25% of your profit for telling you about this loverly opportunity.

you’re welcome.