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The Best Indian Food in Town.

Without a doubt its gotta be Woodland restaurant in salmiya. next to the junior indian school.

apparently it’s food from kerala, but i really wouldnt know:P.

fuckin gorgeous tho πŸ˜€

as per usual, the best food is in the little out of the way places, not those fancy shmancy excuses for a slopbucket.

if anyone wants directions let me know πŸ˜›

and for those of you concerned with cleanliness, (you weirdos :P) i’ve never been ill, and my arse has never been on fire on the toilet the next morning after eating there πŸ˜€

umm right now i’m gonna nap after my humungous lunch πŸ˜€

….. cos i can feel my veins closing up :



  1. i hate indian food… actually, i hate all spicy food for that matter. not only do i end up having a smoking dragon in my ass, but i always manage to catch a bad cold after eating someof that gunk. plus, it makes my gums/roof of my mouth feel leathery, and i do end up bleeding sometimes:p
    hows that for vivid detailing LOL

  2. lmfao then i’ll guess you’ll handle the burning absinthe well then πŸ˜› lol thatll be a site to see.

    smoking dragon ass builds character, it teaches you how to deal with adversity first thing in the morning πŸ˜€

    or whenever you happen to go πŸ˜›

    mines more like a puking dragon ass chucking up napalm instead of fire,…(pebbledash)

    ha HA!! touche a la vividityness (that is so a fuckin word cos i say so!)


  3. Wow dodo made me almost bring up what I didnt even have for lunch!!!

    Asha’s (in Kwt city)is nice too but it’s all hoity toity… I’ve heard there’s a goan resto in Salmiya I’m tryin to find out about… Slurrp

  4. Eeeeeeew you too!

    and you know what, bring on the scrabble AND a DICTIONARY coz u gonna be comin up wit more than just vividityness im sure!!


  5. i think i ate at the ashas in dubai.

    real fancy-hoity-shamncy-toity. but i do remember the food was really good πŸ˜›

    ya see theres a certain thing about both indian food and arab food that requires a certain amount of informality when consumed. chinese food as well should be in an informal place.
    italian food as well, as anyone who’s been to italy will tell you.

    you gotta relax to enjoy those foods cos theyre communal and focus on the ingredients instead of focusing on the chef.
    and i hate wondering if i’m eating with the right cutlery.


  6. lmao,….ummm,.. dictionaries are over rated πŸ˜›

    language is there to be fucked with! πŸ˜€

  7. LOOOOOOL tocuhe to that skunk:P i got the feeling im gonna like you two bozos πŸ˜› loooool

  8. lol there goes a typo.. sue me:P

  9. hahaha tocuhe to you too πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

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