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things that make me grrrrRrRrRRRRRR!!!!!

perhaps its the combination of restlessness, my current reading material, too much coffee and of course the hyperimbecilic(not a real word kids so dont use it in your english report) actions of others,…….but i seem to be getting less tolerant with age.

so here are the top few hundred things which make me stop and grit my teeth :P:

a cheap cheesecake in a fancy restaraunt.

a dirty swimming pool (lazy fking pool cleaner dude grrrrr)

morons on the KSE who i see daily, and who still say but it was going up all the time before,….i find it hard to resist the urge to slap em on the back of the head.

morons on the KSE who say somethings cheap but cant answer when i ask whats that stocks PE,…nevermind about that one if youre not a trader ๐Ÿ˜›

missing the trashcan when i throw my q-tips at it.

big chunks of ice in my frappacino that clog up the straw (it says iceblended dammit not assorted sizes of ice!)

prickly heat,…grrrrrrr

dust on stuff, and yet i probably wont mobilise to clean immediately:P

my nails when they get too long that stuff gets lodged under em,..ick

cutting my nails, specifically when they ping off in some odd direction,… then you gotta get up and look for it,…grrrrrr

idiots that turn into a road and dont speed up to match the traffic

my mp3 thingie running out of batteries,… means i gotta listen to 99.7 #$@$#@%!!!

the concept of tofurkey,… i do love saying the word tho ๐Ÿ˜›

the hard dryish toothpaste around the cap of the toothpaste tube ( someone turn that into the chorus of a rap song ,… i dare ya :P)

………..but apart from all that i’m a happy camper ๐Ÿ˜€


and since alot of you are relatively young, a gold star for whoever can name the band and album that the pic is from,… no googleing allowed,…

if you do,…

hang your head in shame,.. tsk tsk tsk.



  1. rage against the machine?

    dude, the KSE is full of shitheads that would be more suited to the tables in vegas.

    they dont even understand what a stock represents. Risk premium? whats that?
    Liquidity? huh?

  2. lol the funny thing is, their odds actually would be better in vegas! i think it was either lynch or biggs that calculated that,… or some other dude.
    while i welcome newbies(always welcome new money no matter how stupid cos thats their problem:P), its the middleaged players who dont learn that get my goat. surely if you hear a term you dont understand you go home and google it dont you? then you read and learn and apply.

    for those who dont know what risk premium is,… its like having explosive diarhea, and youre trying figure out just how fast you can afford to run to the toilet, cos if you go too slow, you might be too late, and too fast might actually force the issue of liquidity ๐Ÿ˜€

    shit and money :P,.. thats what makes the world go round:D

    and gold star to you mate! rage against the machine it is.

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    I hate it when my nails spring off somewhere and my mum insists I find them

  3. Whats tofurkey? The nails, hell yea! Pretty decent list of things to hate, I’d say.

    Darn I knew it was rage against the machine!

    and fab lay man definition of risk premium… it’s a pity I’m gonna associate it with crap henceforth ๐Ÿ˜›

  4. lol yeah and i got beige carpet so it just makes it all the more harder to find the pingees.

    until you step on em when theyre all dry an crusty ๐Ÿ˜

    i reread the risk premium thing,… i think its more like having diarhea, and being at a pay toilet, only the guy at the door is an ass ( the market ).
    so he sees you straining, and says “you can come in now for $10, or you can buy this buttplug for $8, or you can come back in 5 minutes and the price to come in might be either $15 or $5, but i’m not sure which price i will decide on.”

    so do you pay the ten so you dont shit your pants?
    or do you pay the eight and hope to get the plug in without much squirtage?
    or do you risk waiting out your bowels for 5 mins?

    lol thats what my job could be like everyday, and what alot of people do daily.

    i take the more constipated approach to investing:P

  5. this is tofurkey:

    its tofu dressed up to look and taste like turkey for vegans in denial ๐Ÿ˜›

  6. Ah your crap load of work makes me go ewwww…. but it’s the best metaphor yet huh ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Thats interesting… but I still think I’ll stick to my meats ๐Ÿ˜›

  7. HAHAHAHA fucking hilarious man, ๐Ÿ™‚

    For a “dumbasses” guide to investing, check the current issue of Bazaar magazine, I wrote an article for them entitled “a rising tide lifts all boats”

    hehehe the shit analogy is quite fitting

  8. lol glad you two liked it.

    i was getting worried for a minute that perhaps i was putting too much thought into it ๐Ÿ˜›

    i’ll have a look for the bazaar mag you mentioned Ent.

    lol i wonder if perhaps i should submit my shit analogy for consideration lmfao:P

  9. I think you’re hilarious and definitely “wonky” 3ala goltik lol. I truly enjoyed this entry…I never thought something so difficult to understand, could be as simple as poo. I look forward to the next lesson ๐Ÿ™‚

  10. Don’t you hate it when your butt sleeps? :-p

  11. Or does it not sleep anymore .. ?

  12. lol dammit i forgot about that too ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. hyper-imbecilic, grit, stocks PE, clog up, ice-blended, assorted, prickly, lodged, ping off, tofurky, tsk?

    LOL at Nยฐ3 I am actually picturing you doing it! And now I’m crying ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    I never had frappuccino, must add it to my list ๐Ÿ˜›

    Nยฐ8 Tell me about it X(

    Nยฐ9 ick like berk?

    There’s no picture!

  14. Oops! You forgot this one!
    Do you have to open this page to post a reply comment or you can do it through you navigation board?

  15. nah i have to open each one.

    hyper-imbecilic, super stupid
    grit, like grinding but no movement
    stocks PE, a stocks price to earnings ratio
    clog up, block
    ice-blended, ice smoothie
    assorted, mixed
    prickly, like spikes
    lodged, to file
    ping off, ricochet
    tofurky, tofu turkey
    tsk, as in tsk tsk tsk tut tut

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