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The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread. so i was sl…

The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread.


so i was slicing bread, with a serrated bread knife, as you do, when i decided to try and slice a tomato at the same time.

now my cutting board was at kind of an angle, and i’d filled my baguette with ham an lettuce etc, so i attempted to steady the sandwich, cos if it rolled the stuff will roll out, and slice the tomatoe at the same time.

naturally, the sandwich rolled in mid slice,….

i took my eye off the blade,…..

and yeah i got blood all over my dinner,…..

and let me just say that serrated blades are true bastard sons of bitches cos they hurt more. instead of a nice clean slice as you would get with a normal blade, serrated sons of whoremongering retards actually cut you several times during the slice.

anyway i picked up that liquid bandage thingy you see up there to try it out.

lol yeah, i’ll admit it was tv advertising that made me think of it.

anyway its fuckin wicked!!!

its like when you get superglue over your fingers, but this time its good 😀

i put it on this morning before heading out, completely forgot i had a cut.

even just did my dishes 😛

so if like me you like using your thumb, and especially if you swim, as i do, use the liquid bandage next time you slice yourself.

or if you hate that sticky plaster feeling, or if you dont want to lose a thicket of hair everytime you change your bandage, or if you’ve jsut sprung a leak somewhere,…..

it rocks 😀

unfortunately i dont, cos of my thumb 😦

note to self: serrated bitches hurt like a mother!

edit:

had my first arabic class last night.

lol got there late cos i went in thru the wrong gate.

there were around 10 people,…

and theres always one isnt there,… one teachers pet wanna be that whispers out the answers to questions under his/her breathe.

its just so much funnier/sadder when theyre grown people 😛

10 Comments

  1. you didnt tell us about your class yesterday :p

  2. lol stay tuned for an edit then 😛

  3. how yummy!
    sandwich with blood all over it ;p
    ok,, first of all salamat 🙂
    second thing i saw the add but dindt believe it!
    so ur saying it works!
    hmmmmmm ….. (grabbing a knife)
    heheheheh so then ill buy one , and hope i wont need to use it anytime soon 🙂

  4. lol cheers.
    surprisingly, yeah it does work!
    it is expensive tho compared to normal plasters, but then again sometimes normal plasters just dont fit well over the wound. plus it dissolves away after a couple of days 😛

  5. slice a tomato at the same time ?
    you have talents my friend ;P

    sorry u cut urself.. I hate those thingy bobs…(I’m so afraid of them I can’t even utter thier name)

    but thanx for the invisilbe plaster review… I’ll pick some up later… no cuts.. just for.. well.. I don’t know it sounds fun.. and I’m an infomertial junky too ;P

  6. lol welcome 😀

    and umm ifi did have talents i wouldna cut myself in the first place:P

    so yeah talentless 😦

    do get some they are great 😀

    oh and for disclosure, i do own safwa stock, who are the distributors of band aid stuff 😛

    lol like a couple of packs is gonna make their quarter 😛

  7. I waaaant – the liquid bandage!!

    LOL at the edits

    –Sedna

  8. cool! where did u find it?

  9. serrated, whore mongering, sprung a leak?

    “Blood all over my dinner” Sounds yummy 😛

    I use a spray one. That commercial got me too. Very efficient.

  10. serrated, like a bread knife, not a straight edge
    whore mongering, going after whores
    sprung a leak, start leaking

    it is very very good


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