whores, flesh peddlers, merchants of sin,…..gods…

whores, flesh peddlers, merchants of sin,…..gods true servants !

so when the world comes to an end, the big dudes gotta take inventory.

and to do so he does a little santa thingy,…whos been naughty and who’s been nice,….

the prezzies we get under our little tree at the end of times varies from the biblical equivalent of a 7 star hotel holiday resort, all expenses paid,( hopefully not as gaudy as the burj al arab)….to a really bad holiday in a 3rd world country,…

where you have diarrhea,…..

and the toilet doesnt flush.

now to make things interesting for himself, as well as to make sure hes got room for when we mooch off of him in heaven, he decided to give us free will.

so instead of doing what we’re told, we do what ever the fuck we feel like 😛

yay for free will 😀 !!!

but boo for free will too, cos its the only way gods gonna make sure he doesnt run out of chips or beer when the world goes to shit, and all the good little boys and girls crash at his place,…. forever !

so since free will is meant to seperate the wheat from the chaff, the assholes from the pushovers, the doritos from the lays, the soggy fries from the just-cooked-right fires,…

wouldnt that make the temptors / temptresses, purveyors of sin, and the merchants of smutt gods direct servants as opposed to the priests, clerics and abracadabra dudes?

think about it for a sec before you violently click on the ‘post a comment’ button 😛

you can argue that god wants everyone to go to heaven.

then whats the point of free will?

you can argue that god wants loyal servants.

then whats the point of free will if he could david-copperfield a nice obedient lil bunny at will?

what ever argument you throw out, there is no denying that life is a test to determine who gets past the velvet ropes and who has to sleep on the wet spot.

so armed with that reasoning as reason d’etre for anything and everything that we do,…..

those that tempt, seduce, peddle sin,vice and avarice,…. the whores of babylon, the Harrah’s of the world (casino company), the hugh heffners( playboy incase you didnt know), the makers of liquor( if you are so inclined) and drugs, the chargers of interest,……

they are all the direct servants of god, as it is they who truely test your strength as a follower of a certain faith.

think about it, whos the more pious,…. someone who has never stepped foot into a strip joint and condems them?

or someone who willingly ventures into dens of iniquity and engages the supposedly lost in conversations?

clerics dont challenge you through temptation, and neither do priests, or any other religious figurehead.

find me a priest who’ll take me to a strip joint, all expenses paid of course :P, and i might change my mind.

at the end of the day,….

if you succumb to temptation, be it your neighbours wife or your neighbours cheescake, its your fault and your fault alone…..

oddly enough, the merchants of sin play a more important role in gods plan than you’d think, but they get no respect, which is why they are compensated in financial terms during this existence.

but people of the clothe get shit loads of respect, so karma being an equal opportunity bitch gives them only what they need.

in a nutshell, dont be surprised if when the shit hits the fan, you see the neighbourhood whore go thru those pearly gates while youre sent round the back to do the dishes,… forever 😛

i’ma become a drug peddleing pimp and do gods work 😛