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prep work:

1- weigh superduper desktop cos i think it might be a tad over 10kg. yes i do have a laptop, but it just cant compare to my ultra quiet quadcore.

it just means i’ll pack less clothes,…

so if you happen to see a guy walking down the street in boxers,… do wave and say hello πŸ˜€


2- for when i get to customs and immigration,…. figure out how to say in japanese:

” yes i’ve been away for a long time”

“no kuwait isnt near afghanistan and i dont know any mujahideen” ( a little kinda lie, but that was ages ago and he was rather pleasant)

“yes i did go to iraq, several times, for humanitarian aide and business,… no, its not as bad as you see on tv, yes it is sad, yes america is evil”

there is always one person who brings up that last bit, and its just easier to agree sometimes, especially if youre talking to someone who has the authority to stick his fist up your bum.

and if things go wrong,…. following on from that,…

” i would greatly appreciate it if you would use more vaseline, that way you will feel better about yourself when you realise that i wasnt lieing about not smuggling drugs, explosives, or a specimen of an endagered species in my ass”




can you sue customs for wrongfull,… umm,… “explorations”?



  1. Nervous, are ya?

  2. just a tad πŸ˜›

  3. Just don’t turn your head and cough during the “exploration” … they might send you a bill for your trouble!

    No, seriously, I’m sure you’ll have no trouble. For the “America is evil” bit, if it comes up, maybe just tilt your head to one side and lightly shrug your shoulders. Seems to be a commonly accepted non-committal non-response.

    Glowing Green…

  4. lol i’ll keep that in mind!

    well bein gin the middle east i’m pretty used to letting people talk to their hearts content,… some ssues are just too big for little brains to comprehend πŸ˜›

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